`Burnout as Code` hoodie
Everything is “as Code” these days, so why not emotional breakdowns?
This unisex, dark gray heather hoodie will not un-fudge your deployment pipelines. It is a solid, comfortable zip-up you can actually relax in, even if you decide to take a nap while stuck on a call with the offshore team. Just don’t forget to cover the web camera.
For those who are tired of word soups and just want a comfy hoodie.
Everything is “as Code” these days, so why not emotional breakdowns?
This unisex, dark gray heather hoodie will not un-fudge your deployment pipelines. It is a solid, comfortable zip-up you can actually relax in, even if you decide to take a nap while stuck on a call with the offshore team. Just don’t forget to cover the web camera.
For those who are tired of word soups and just want a comfy hoodie.
Everything is “as Code” these days, so why not emotional breakdowns?
This unisex, dark gray heather hoodie will not un-fudge your deployment pipelines. It is a solid, comfortable zip-up you can actually relax in, even if you decide to take a nap while stuck on a call with the offshore team. Just don’t forget to cover the web camera.
For those who are tired of word soups and just want a comfy hoodie.
- Made from a balanced blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with soft fleece inside and out. It’s warm, comfortable, and holds up to abuse.
- Medium-weight (8 oz/yd²) fabric is cozy but not bulky — perfect for getting a cold shoulder from your coworkers.
- Air-jet spun yarn keeps it smooth and reduces piling, so you will presentable even after too many night deployments. 😵💫
- Regular fit, sturdy metal zipper, and front pouch pockets: essentials that just work.
- Unlined hood with color-matched drawstrings for a clean, understated look.
- Reinforced double-needle stitching at all the stress points, because durability is important. 💪
- Sourced from Honduras and El Salvador, and made to last.
- On the back: a skeleton speeding out of control in a flaming dumpster go-kart, poorly captioned
{Burnout as Code).
