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`Burnout as Code` hoodie

from $42.50

Everything is “as Code” these days, so why not emotional breakdowns?

This unisex, dark gray heather hoodie will not un-fudge your deployment pipelines. It is a solid, comfortable zip-up you can actually relax in, even if you decide to take a nap while stuck on a call with the offshore team. Just don’t forget to cover the web camera.

For those who are tired of word soups and just want a comfy hoodie.

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Everything is “as Code” these days, so why not emotional breakdowns?

This unisex, dark gray heather hoodie will not un-fudge your deployment pipelines. It is a solid, comfortable zip-up you can actually relax in, even if you decide to take a nap while stuck on a call with the offshore team. Just don’t forget to cover the web camera.

For those who are tired of word soups and just want a comfy hoodie.

  • Made from a balanced blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with soft fleece inside and out. It’s warm, comfortable, and holds up to abuse.
  • Medium-weight (8 oz/yd²) fabric is cozy but not bulky — perfect for getting a cold shoulder from your coworkers.
  • Air-jet spun yarn keeps it smooth and reduces piling, so you will presentable even after too many night deployments. 😵‍💫
  • Regular fit, sturdy metal zipper, and front pouch pockets: essentials that just work.
  • Unlined hood with color-matched drawstrings for a clean, understated look.
  • Reinforced double-needle stitching at all the stress points, because durability is important. 💪
  • Sourced from Honduras and El Salvador, and made to last.
  • On the back: a skeleton speeding out of control in a flaming dumpster go-kart, poorly captioned {Burnout as Code).